Quotes about Funny

“ Basically,' Daavies cuts through the other, 'We despise him as a human being and we'd revel in any unhappiness you could provide for him. “

-Ali Hazelwood-

Basically,' Daavies cuts through the other, 'We despise him as a human being and we'd revel in any unhappiness you could provide for him.

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself.

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.Ren

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye

Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment.

I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it.

Please have sex a little louder. I didn't hear everything that time!

Dora can marry anyone she likes when she’s old enough, and I can say with absolute certainty that it won’t be anyone at this table.

You ought to sue that son of a whore

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.

don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male

That sounds medically dangerous!

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

We finally beat Medicare.

Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more.

I had a dream about you last night... you were there.

Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest."Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.

Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne.

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!“ Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one.

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

I think I exist, therefore I exist. I think.

An arrogant laughs at repentance.

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat.""You look fine. The wet look works for you."I scowled. "Now I know you're lying.

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.

There's really no better way to tszuj up your life in moments of dire need other than, maybe, Vyvanse. Or cocaine. Or a molly. Or whatever.

He told me that if you yelled out "JAMBA!" at full volume, all the employees would yell back "JUICE!" He lied.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.

- Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?- I work occasionally. It's just that the BJs are much more exciting.

Real men wear floral when trespassing.

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.

This is Sailor Supergirl,” George says. “She knows all about black holes.

Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry," Archer offered.

What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just way hot."Fang

Wow! I hate you already.”“Give it time.” Kelsinger said slapping him on the back. “For most that eventually fades to a sense of mild exasperation.

You boys are the homosexual supporting cast

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.

...that was before I'd started thinking about how life stuck on a ship wouldn't be so bad if Elder walked around pantless more.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Prithee," He protested, "if thou wouldst waiteth a goddamned second-

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