Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of...

“ Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. “

-Janet Evanovich-

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk.

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off, he said. I'm not in the mood to compromise.

Nice dress. Take it off.

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

...Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff?" - Aunt Edna

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Your on your on with this one babe.""Coward.""Calling me names isn't going to get me in there."-Ranger and Stephanie

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