Quotes by Janet Evanovich

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“ If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger “

-Janet Evanovich-

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

...Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff?" - Aunt Edna

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Your on your on with this one babe.""Coward.""Calling me names isn't going to get me in there."-Ranger and Stephanie

Introducing Janet Evanovich