Quotes by Adam Rex

“ There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. “

-Adam Rex-

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14.

...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.

Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G.""Sausages.

What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

Introducing Adam Rex

Adam Rex is an American author and illustrator renowned for his contributions to children's literature. Born in 1973 in Phoenix, Arizona, Rex graduated from the University of Arizona with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree. He initially worked as a freelance illustrator before venturing into writing. His debut novel, "The True Meaning of Smekday" (2007), received critical acclaim and was later adapted into the animated film "Home" by DreamWorks Animation in 2015. Rex's works are celebrated for their wit, imaginative storytelling, and distinctive illustrations, making significant impacts in the realm of children's books.