John Green -I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar...

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “

“ I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar driving Cyclops with a beard, I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. “