Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.
Just sit through this NRA meeting Marge, and if you still don’t think guns are great then we’ll argue some more
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world.
The difference between the almost right word and the exact right word is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.
Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored."In future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already h
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside 鈥?remembering all the times you've felt that way.
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
Marge, don’t worry. It’s like when we stopped paying the phone bill. They stopped calling us. In fact everyone did.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm."
