Along with them swift-footed Achilleus went, letting fall warm tears as he saw his steadfast companion lying there on a carried litter and torn with the sharp bronze, the man he had sent off before with horses and chariot into the fighting; who never came
Take courage, my heart: you have been through worse than this. Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this.
There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad.
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
Marge, try to understand. There are two types of college students, jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.”
Marge, I can’t wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different.
Sleeping bags on the floor, a roaring fire. It’ll be just like the time they kicked me out of the sporting goods store.
Okay. I’m not going to kill you, but I’m going to tell you three things that will haunt you the rest of your days. You ruined your father. You crippled your family. And baldness is hereditary!
Overdue book? This is the biggest frame-up since OJ! Wait a minute. Blood in the Bronco. The cuts on his hands. Those Jay Leno monologues. Oh my god, he did it!
Stupid family. Won’t even come to my Rapture. I went to Lisa’s play! Which had serious pacing problems.
He’s about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: don’t trust people in the music business.
America’s health care system is second only to Japan… Canada, Sweden, Great Britain… well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!
All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Don’t let Krusty’s death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
Marge, don’t worry. It’s like when we stopped paying the phone bill. They stopped calling us. In fact everyone did.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.
Just sit through this NRA meeting Marge, and if you still don’t think guns are great then we’ll argue some more
We can outsmart those dolphins. Don’t forget – we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, and the pudding cup.
Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.
Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
