Quotes by Carroll Bryant

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody...

“ Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out. “

-Carroll Bryant-

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

The only thing standing between you and your dreams is reluctance.

Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

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