You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.
From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success. I'm just here to cash in.
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. Unless your best friend is a ghost. Then, it's still pretty scary.
