Quotes about Humor

Fear and laughter walk hand in hand.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

The difference between the almost right word and the exact right word is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Laughter is the best medicine, even when it's dark laughter.

There is something very special about knowing that you've made someone laugh.

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem pretty long.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.