Quotes by Will Rogers

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

The truth is always more powerful and stronger than love, because the love becomes powerless in the absence of truth.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don't want..to impress people that they don't like.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.