Quotes by W.C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps...

“ Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. “

-W.C. Fields-

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Introducing W.C. Fields