Quotes about A

“ He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. “

-Alice Roosevelt Longworth-

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.