Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.
The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty.
Okay. I’m not going to kill you, but I’m going to tell you three things that will haunt you the rest of your days. You ruined your father. You crippled your family. And baldness is hereditary!
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.
It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.
Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
