Quotes by R.D. Ronald

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“ Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock. “

-R.D. Ronald-

Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock.

I don't "lol". I tried it once but it just didn't agree with me.

The best writers tend to look the roughest in photos. At least that's the excuse I use for why I look so bad in mine.

Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.

Introducing R.D. Ronald