Steven Wright quotes

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “

“ If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? “