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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that...
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
“ I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. “
Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that...
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