Alice Roosevelt Longworth quotes

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “

“ My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. “