Quotes by Patricia Briggs

When I die of heart failure the next time you...

“ When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone — I didn’t mean to startle her. “

-Patricia Briggs-

When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone — I didn’t mean to startle her.

Civilization is vastly overrated.

Any idiot can put up a website.

Intelligent men are dangerous.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.

Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

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