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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.

Resilience is not about never falling down, but about getting back up every time you do.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

Age is just a number. It's your mind that matters. If you're still curious, still growing, still reaching, then age doesn't matter.

Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in, and eventually, it'll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually,

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

Determination is the key to unlocking your dreams. Keep pushing forward, even when the road gets tough.

Passion is the fuel that drives us towards our dreams. Let your passions ignite a fire within you.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Believe in yourself, and anything is possible.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. So, get a lamp and a good book... and maybe a dog.

A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home. Or it means you just heard a really good joke about penguins.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem pretty long.

The family that plays together stays together.