“ Don't touch that knife. YOU never need to be holding a knife... I don't give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a spoon. “
Quotes by Justin Halpern
Introducing Justin Halpern
Justin Halpern, born on September 3, 1980, in San Diego, California, is an American author and screenwriter. He grew up in the Point Loma neighborhood of San Diego. Halpern attended Point Loma High School, where he was a pitcher on the school's CIF-champion baseball team. He briefly played baseball at San Diego State University, graduating in 2003.
In 2009, Halpern created the Twitter account "@shitmydadsays" to document his father's candid and humorous remarks. The account quickly gained popularity, amassing millions of followers. This success led to the publication of his first book. Halpern's second book, "I Suck at Girls," was published in 2012 and served as the basis for the 2014 television show "Surviving Jack." He has also contributed as a writer and executive producer to several television series, including the animated show "Harley Quinn" and the acclaimed ABC sitcom "Abbott Elementary," which won a Peabody Award in 2022.
In his personal life, Halpern married Amanda Schweizer in 2011. As of 2012, the couple divided their time between a Bankers Hill, San Diego apartment and a house in Los Angeles.
In 2009, Halpern created the Twitter account "@shitmydadsays" to document his father's candid and humorous remarks. The account quickly gained popularity, amassing millions of followers. This success led to the publication of his first book. Halpern's second book, "I Suck at Girls," was published in 2012 and served as the basis for the 2014 television show "Surviving Jack." He has also contributed as a writer and executive producer to several television series, including the animated show "Harley Quinn" and the acclaimed ABC sitcom "Abbott Elementary," which won a Peabody Award in 2022.
In his personal life, Halpern married Amanda Schweizer in 2011. As of 2012, the couple divided their time between a Bankers Hill, San Diego apartment and a house in Los Angeles.