Quotes by Garrison Keillor

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died...

“ Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that. “

-Garrison Keillor-

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

When in doubt, look intelligent.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

When in doubt, look intelligent

Introducing Garrison Keillor