Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

In real life, I assure you, there is no such...

“ In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. “

-Fran Lebowitz-

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

People fall in love because they don't know each other yet.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

Introducing Fran Lebowitz