Quotes by Erma Bombeck

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“ When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. “

-Erma Bombeck-

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Introducing Erma Bombeck